The car that will tell everyone you haven't moved on from your days as a semi-successful TV action star in the early ‘90s, this horribly ugly slant-nosed Hummer H1 is one of only two ever made.

It should be noted this vehicle brings many upgrades over the standard H1 in addition to the fiberglass bodywork and hidden coke-smuggling compartments. Topping the list is a $2,000 airhorn, but also look for a host of upgraded interior electronics including two rear view camera displays, three TV screens that you won't be able to hear over the turbo-diesel engine, carbon fiber dash accents and yes, Ostrich skin on the headlining, transmission tunnel and even the carpets. Last but not least, the roof detaches in three panels, because with a truck like this, you're going to want people to see you driving it.

One of 2 ever prodouced this slant nose hummer is stunning and gets more attention than all other exotics. With over $185,000 invested this H-1 Hummer has a beefed up Turbo Diesel engine, GAW custom tuned computer engine magement system. Stainless exhaust system, A 3 peice REMOVABLE HARD TOP (Yes this is a Hard Top convertible !!!). Ploished alluminum wheels, Alluminum Air intake snorkel, Carbon Fiber dash accents, Leather seating, Ostrich Dash & Headliner, Ostrich lined carpeting throughout. An I-Pod controled Audio/Video System with 3 TV screens, Navagation System, Rear View Mirror is another TV Screen with dual back up cameras. And last but not least a $2,000 Nathan Air Chime Train Horn.

[eBay via Carscoop]